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This House Is Clean

Comedian Kate Clinton descends on D.C.'s Dupont Circle for a saging of the White House before ushering in President-elect Barack Obama.


If you thought you saw smoke wafting up from Washington, D.C., Monday night, it wasn’t just steam billowing out of Dick Cheney’s ears at the thought of surrendering his throne.

Instead, it was hundreds of queers and our straight brothers and sisters joining comedian Kate Clinton in the gay hub of Dupont Circle at her unofficial-yet-sacred inaugural ceremony: the Saging of the White House. That’s right, Clinton and her followers burned sage in order to rid the first family’s residence-in-waiting of any evil spirits that may be left lurking in the shadows of George W. Bush’s presidency.

If it sounds “deep lez,” as they say, it was -- equal parts Wicca and woo-woo, complete with spontaneous renditions of “This little light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine,” the famous antiwar refrain, “Ain’t gonna study war no more,” and a ritualistic cleansing administered by Brooklynite shaman Mama Donna.

Clinton explained to the crowd that she had come up with the idea after reading that following President Bush’s visit to Machu Picchu, shamans and priests were called in to sage the area and exorcise it of bad spirits. “And I made a joke,” recounted Clinton, “I said, 'We should sage the White House.’”

In honor of Obama’s National Day of Service, Clinton enlisted the crowd to help move the nation forward. “The basic legacy of the Bush regime is cleanup on aisle 5 and 7 and 9 and everywhere. We have a lot of work to do and that’s what we’re starting here tonight,” she said.

“Signs are good everywhere,” Clinton told the throng. “In New York City a plane landed on the water,” she said to cheers, “and there was a competent pilot, there were helpful flight attendants, and people helped each other get off that plane safely. It’s a miracle on the Hudson; it’s a good sign for tomorrow.”

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Reader Comments
  • Name: Rosemary
    Date posted: 1/21/2009 1:24:00 PM
    Hometown: Boston

    Comment:

    To Mike: Jesus Christ, the man has not even been in office for a day and he's already being written off. What happened to giving people a chance? It's true we probably won't see anything in the immediate future, but it's way too soon to say that he's abandoned us.

  • Name: Cindy Van Vreede
    Date posted: 1/20/2009 11:37:00 PM
    Hometown: Milwaukee, WI

    Comment:

    Obama is not good for the LGBT Community. Sure, he said things during the primary that sounded pretty good. Things like he was a "fierce advocate" for us. But he was only after our money and our vote. Now that he is president, he has kicked us to the curb. I only wish that the Windy City Times would have found those Obama documents before the election. The documents signed by Obama that said he was for gay marriage before he was against it. Now it's too late. So go back to the back of the bus, gay folks.

  • Name: Mike
    Date posted: 1/20/2009 1:29:00 AM
    Hometown: Chicago

    Comment:

    You're saying goodbye to "federal homophobia" on the day that President Elect Obama blacked us out again? Seriously? Wow. WOW. Cheney suddenly got a lot slimmer, changed his ethnicity and now spends a LOT more time lying in public. And you have changed your name to "Mary." Grow a brain and get a clue, my dear, sweet Kate. Obama has O-bandoned us...and you helped him do it with your wasted vote. Next time, stick with the candidate that has more time by our side rather than the one speaking out the side of his mouth opposite the anti-gay preacher on the other. Stupid...stupid, stupid, stupid.



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