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Designing Women Made You Gay

The shoulder-pad sisterhood of ladies from Atlanta that paved the way for Sex and the City is now on DVD -- and Dave White is all over it.


Back when I lived in Texas, in the early 1990s, I dated a guy named Les who was really into country music. He used to take me to this bar in Dallas called The Round Up where gays in cowboy hats and boots would two-step. I couldn't dance -- even though Les tried to teach me -- so in order not to cramp his style, I'd watch from the sidelines as he spun other men around on the dance floor.

And then the music would stop and a clip from an old episode of Designing Women would play on the video monitors. It was the one where Julia Sugarbaker (Dixie Carter) is telling off a beauty pageant winner who has just insulted former Miss Georgia Suzanne Sugarbaker (Delta Burke). The clip showcases a hilarious, blistering monologue in which Carter recounts the story of a flaming baton thrown by Burke so high into the air that it hits a transformer, darkens the stadium, and creates a 16-1/2-minute ovation. It's a brutal scolding that ends with Carter barking the line "And THAT ... is the night the lights went out in Georgia!"

In that gay bar there were more than a few men who knew every single word of that speech, and they'd chant along and cheer when it was over as the DJ cued up a Reba McEntire song. The other thing about that clip? It got played every single time I entered the place. I haven't lived in Texas for 10 years now, and for all I know that clip is still being chanted along to like a miniature sweet-tea-flavored Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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Reader Comments
  • Name: Thomas
    Date posted: 6/3/2009 12:59:00 PM
    Hometown: San Luis Obispo, CA

    Comment:

    I will read anything written by Dave White. Anything. A favorite DW moment: Anthony disguises himself as "Cindy" to rescue Julia and crew from an all-female camping trip. When a butch Denny Dillon asks Cindy who referred "her" to the camp, Cindy answers (with attitude), "Some white girl."

  • Name: Michael Kelly
    Date posted: 6/1/2009 4:00:00 PM
    Hometown: Daytona Beach ,Florida

    Comment:

    I loved both of these shows, they're the best. I was gay even before thse came on the air. To me thiswas classic tv, its a lot better than this crap they have on now. Those women we're s ofunnyon that show it was unreal.

  • Name: Christopher
    Date posted: 6/1/2009 3:11:00 AM
    Hometown: Los Angeles by way of TN

    Comment:

    I agree with Joe from springfield. I think DW (the original line-up) feels a bit more "natural" then Golden Girls (I realize this is like saying one of Bret Michael's contenters on Rock of Love is a bit less trampy than another) but that said, it was full of quips and barbs but the acting was so good and it the ladies had a chemistry and the conversation worked well, but the characters and the plot grew in a way that in my opinion set the tone for the "serial sitcoms" of today. But so many moments to remember- Julia drunk at Payne's wedding Julia and Suzanne's trip to Japan- My favorite. Mary Jo pretending to own a client's house to impress an untrue old friend "Bernice you're not going..." "You're just jealous because he wanted you but now he wants me" The episode where they get trapped by the tornado with Mr. Pease But "Killing all the Right People" is an incredible episode, put it right up against any television moment.

  • Name: Marc
    Date posted: 5/31/2009 12:37:00 PM
    Hometown: Old Hickory TN

    Comment:

    I had the entire show on vhs for years, so always got my 'fix' on the women! This is my favorite show, next to I Love Lucy! The one liners are fantastic! Do I use use them from time to time? Hell Yes! Charlene's sarcastic, "Life's a riot!" is a favorite. I love when Julia has had enough and goes off! Actually, love it so much, I made a cassette for my truck filled with her many rants. Weird? Maybe but it makes me laugh every time no matter how many times I listen to it. And, considering the state of this economy and country... I need to laugh.

  • Name: Chuck
    Date posted: 5/30/2009 10:41:00 PM
    Hometown: Cincinnati

    Comment:

    M fav moment, who can forget Miss Valdosta Feed and Grain!?

  • Name: SB
    Date posted: 5/30/2009 9:33:00 AM
    Hometown: Alpharetta (Atlanta), GA

    Comment:

    Give me a break! Gay or straight, "Designing "Women" was simply one of the best written and acted U.S. TV sitcoms ever. Why not leave it at that? Why do we have to overanalyze everything, especially from a gay standpoint? Can't we just enjoy the show for the sake of "pure" entertainment only? Next you'll be analyzing the the format, on-air talent and political leanings of TV news programs as it contributes to one's gayness. Well perhaps, Matt Lauer, Sam Champion and George Stephanopoulis....

  • Name: Bill
    Date posted: 5/30/2009 12:22:00 AM
    Hometown: Toledo, OH

    Comment:

    How could you not love, love, love this show? It contained the single most memorable line ever uttered on television..."Aww, you're missing your pig aren't ya honey?"

  • Name: SweptAway529
    Date posted: 5/29/2009 10:55:00 PM
    Hometown: Andover, NJ

    Comment:

    I certainly don't think "Designing Women" made me gay - "Mahogany" took care of that years before for me! But I L-O-V-E-D this show (up until Delta Burke and Jean Smart left). The original ensemble worked so well together and the writing was indeed great! Julia's best moment was when she told off her friend Ima Jean in the "Killing All The Right People" episode. Hope the release the entire run on DVD!

  • Name: Lawrence
    Date posted: 5/29/2009 10:18:00 PM
    Hometown: Pittsburgh

    Comment:

    I am the same age as this show, but I still grew up watching reruns of it with my sister. I never knew it was kind of a gay thing until I was a bit older...Maybe it really did make me gay? lol. I also love the Golden Girls and Steel Magnolias. I wonder why a lot of gay men tend to be so attracted to strong women?

  • Name: MJ
    Date posted: 5/29/2009 6:43:00 PM
    Hometown: Topeka, KS

    Comment:

    (#2) Anthony Bouvier (Meshach Taylor's character) ultimately was gay-friendly, but probably not gay (I'm disappointed to say, but it was the homophobic '80s and network TV). This was, however, a gay friendly show, highlighted by 2 memorable episodes: "Killing All The Right People" (season 2) and "Suzanne Goes Looking for a Friend" (season 4). The last 2 seasons (1991 - 1992 and 1992 - 1993) weren't as good as the previous 5 (Bloodworth-Thomason moved over to Evening Shade). However, season 6 was highlighted by 2 excellent shows, "The Strange Case of Clarence and Anita" (yup, about that) and "A Scene from a Mall," where Anthony is exposed to racism. This show, as much as any other, was responsible for bringing back great writing to the sitcom, as well as being one of the first shows to showcase capable and compelling characters from the Old South.



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