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D.C. Teens Complain Condoms Too Small 


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Washington, D.C., officials are stocking up on Trojan condoms for free distribution after receiving numerous complaints from high school students in the district that the free condoms that have been available are too cheap and too small.

Students have also requested greater access to the condoms, because asking for them from the school nurse is "just like asking grandma or auntie."

According to The Washington Post, district officials have authorized the distribution of regular Trojans and the company’s supersize Magnum brand. Officials have also begun to authorize teachers and counselors — preferably male — “to distribute condoms to students if the teachers complete a 30-minute online training course called ‘WrapMC’ — for Master of Condoms.”

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Reader Comments
  • Name: Tom
    Date posted: 5/24/2010 12:58:31 PM
    Hometown: Winnipeg

    Comment:

    Never mind whities (or whiteys), you're still the biggest favourite of all. Love you. You also wear them big! The sexiest of all. The most erotic of all.

  • Name: AreYouKiddingMe
    Date posted: 5/24/2010 9:03:06 AM
    Hometown: Dayton

    Comment:

    Oh, you got it right off the web? Well, it must be true.

  • Name: happygirl
    Date posted: 5/23/2010 2:34:47 PM
    Hometown: Austin

    Comment:

    Washington DC is a minority majority city, and is the largest African American city in the US. Physically, African males have slightly larger penises on average than white males so I can understand why they feel they are being dissed by not having condoms that fit. Got this off the web: Penis size by ethnicity (age 15 and over only): • Blacks 6.89" • Asians 5.33" • Whites 6.22" • Hispanics 6.15" • Native Americans 5.66"

  • Name: perplexed
    Date posted: 5/22/2010 8:49:48 PM
    Hometown: DC

    Comment:

    hmmmmm? a "group of students" is complaining? maybe... but, gee, seeing that DC schools can't really "check this", can it possibly be that this story is some kind of inside joke? i wonder. what next? adolescent ego size?? horse size??

  • Name: Brian
    Date posted: 5/22/2010 6:32:40 PM
    Hometown: Washington, DC

    Comment:

    I so hate this fucking city. This is just poor bullshit. Nothing works in this city -- nothing -- from snow removal to managing HIV. The school system is the worse and someone is taking this seriously? Animal, just animals

  • Name: Me
    Date posted: 5/22/2010 1:17:36 PM
    Hometown: USA

    Comment:

    Want condoms that fit? Go buy your own! And let this be a real life lesson of how good free stuff (such as the free healthcare yo daddy NObama's been promising you) really is.

  • Name: Carlitos
    Date posted: 5/22/2010 3:37:39 AM
    Hometown: Porterville

    Comment:

    Magnum condoms in D.C.? Of course. Absolutely. If you've ever had sex with an African-American gentleman, you KNOW regular condoms won't get very far. Straight white male teachers couldn't be expected to know, except the P.E. staff. Most white males would probably shit their pants at their first sighting of black cock.

  • Name: Jerry
    Date posted: 5/21/2010 11:51:40 PM
    Hometown: Washington DC

    Comment:

    Well, formica, DC ranks below Louisiana. Here are the top ten. Top ten states ranked by rate (per 100,000) of reported STD cases: United States, 2008 Rank Primary and secondary syphilis Chlamydia Gonorrhea 1 Louisiana (16.5) Mississippi (728.1) Mississippi (256.8) 2 Alabama (9.7) Alaska (711.2) Louisiana (220.2) 3 Georgia (9.6) South Carolina (597.2) South Carolina (214.2) 4 Arkansas (7.3) Alabama (535.0) Alabama (210.5) 5 Maryland (6.7) Louisiana (527.8) North Carolina (176.3) 6 Tennessee (6.7) Arkansas (498.7) Georgia (170.5) 7 New York (6.3) New Mexico (470.2) Michigan (169.4) 8 Mississippi (6.3) Hawaii (466.1) Illinois (160.9) 9 California (6.0) Illinois (460.4) Arkansas (159.2) 10 Texas (5.9) New York (457.9) Ohio (146.5)

  • Name: formica
    Date posted: 5/21/2010 10:02:25 PM
    Hometown: louisiana

    Comment:

    that's just perfect! nice play! i wonder how the area ranks in std's.

  • Name: Brandon
    Date posted: 5/21/2010 7:46:30 PM
    Hometown: Baltimore

    Comment:

    *chuckles* I agree just slap XL on the label. Oh how the ego goes.



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