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Putrid Perez

COMMENTARY: The latest scandal involving Perez Hilton presents an opportunity to ask the million dollar question: How has this half-literate typist become one of the most prominent gay people in the country?


The latest scandal involving flamboyant celebrity blogger Perez Hilton presents us with as good an opportunity as any to ask a question that gays have long been reluctant to broach: Namely, how has this half-literate typist been elevated from his day job of spewing Internet hatred to become one of the most prominent gay people in the country -- and the national face of a civil rights movement, no less?

A brief recap for those with better things to do than follow the every move of this attention-starved gossipmonger: At an after-party for the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto last month, Hilton -- a.k.a Mario Lavandeira -- called Black Eyed Peas front man will.i.am a "faggot." The singer was angry over Hilton's unflattering coverage of the band, which, given the popularity of PerezHilton.com (reported to have 14 million readers a month), has the ability to inflict a not insignificant amount of reputational damage. (Lavandeira's "reporting," if one can call it that, runs the gamut from drawing graffiti penises to drawing graffiti semen stains on paparazzi photographs of celebrities -- photographs he's been sued for stealing in the past). In response to Lavandeira's slur, the band's manager allegedly slugged the "Queen of all media" in the face, leaving him with a black eye.

In a seven-minute video "statement" that the CIA should consider forcing terrorist detainees to watch as an alternative to waterboarding, Lavandeira regales his legions of viewers with an account of the fisticuffs, crying for the duration like a petulant adolescent girl. The video could be used as a recruitment tape for homophobes; no actor could better portray the mincing, whiny, and catty homosexual stereotype that Lavandeira embodies. His teary rant is perfectly complemented by a revealing profile in this month's Advocate that shows Lavandeira to be equal parts vapid, dishonest, hypocritical, and as the author of the piece, Benoit Denizet-Lewis, writes, "not a deep or nuanced thinker," evident in that Lavandeira would actually say something like "Violence is never the answer."

And then there's this poetic gem: "Blood should never be drawn; another person should never be hit. That's why people die." (It does not come as a surprise that Lavandeira reads "no books.") No less a talent than Lady Gaga refers to him as "the ultimate tastemaker in popular culture right now," but such acclaim is akin to being praised by Arianna Huffington for intellectual consistency.

What makes Lavandeira's escapades more significant than a run-of-the-mill feud between two celebrities with massive egos is his recent emergence as a spokesman for gay equality. He was catapulted into this position in April, after his participation as a judge at the annual Miss USA pageant in Las Vegas. There, Lavandeira asked Carrie Prejean -- known now and forever as Miss California -- whether or not she supported gay marriage.

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Reader Comments
  • Name: OLYCJC
    Date posted: 7/13/2009 3:55:00 AM
    Hometown: Olympia

    Comment:

    Perez Hilton seems to be the moral and intellectual equivalent of his namesake, Paris Hilton. He no more represents anyone than Paris represents women. Of any sort. We all have our embarrassments. It just seems they've both outlasted their allotted 15 minutes.

  • Name: Kevin
    Date posted: 7/12/2009 9:41:00 AM
    Hometown: FL

    Comment:

    Perez Hilton is an exaggerated stereotype of all the worst qualities of Jerry Springer style drama queens. He sets back gay rights by being an ass with no manners or regard to the rights of others. He is the type of gay person that the rest of the United States hates and assumes we are all like. When will this whining petulant asshat's 15 minutes of fame be up?

  • Name: Jon Smith
    Date posted: 7/11/2009 5:13:00 PM
    Hometown: LA

    Comment:

    Darn. I thought the article said "Putrid Peretz" and was about your truly execrable boss at TNR, Martin Peretz. Oh well. Maybe next time.

  • Name: Sharon
    Date posted: 7/11/2009 12:13:00 PM
    Hometown: Pasadena, CA

    Comment:

    Thank-you James for this excellent article. You have expressed what the majority of gay people in the US and especially here in Southern CA think about Mario. I have been calling Mario putrid garbage for some time now. He has set back all the hard work that gay and lesbian activists have accomplished in the past years. I am so glad to see that gay community finally admit that we have morons in our midst and that just because they are gay it does not mean we have to support them. This piece of human garbage is an embarrassment to the gay community.

  • Name: Jeff
    Date posted: 7/11/2009 1:36:00 AM
    Hometown: Seattle

    Comment:

    Effemanacy is not the issue with Lavandiera. It is his rudeness and dishonesty that is offensive. The man has no boundries of decency and no taste. But why would we expect anything else. He is just a blogger/gossip whore. A blog with 14 million visitors is still less than a local newspaper with a circulation of 1000. Electronic words are cheap and easy. And in Lavandiera's case, usually a lie.

  • Name: Tilisha
    Date posted: 7/10/2009 10:13:00 PM
    Hometown: Akron

    Comment:

    I think the Advocate should be ashamed of themselves for this article. 1-- You dismissed and slammed Miss California as much as Perez Hilton did. 2-- He job is to report GOSSIP from tabloids and such, which he does with a potty mouth. Some of which the advocate themselves has reprinted in the past. 3--Although I you assume that by trashing that man that it makes you some type of gay superiority it does not. By throwing him to the wolves so to speak you show just how unflattery gay media is to our own. Don't jump on the "I hate Perez" bandwagon because as much as screw him now he can do a lot more to you. He has more ability to reach younger gays (that primary goal is to party) then the advocate does.

  • Name: karma
    Date posted: 7/10/2009 7:55:00 PM
    Hometown: oakland

    Comment:

    well said. well said.

  • Name: Kendall Granberry
    Date posted: 7/10/2009 6:37:00 PM
    Hometown: Evanston, IL

    Comment:

    Peter has good arguments here, though no one seems to be giving him the time of day. Yes, Perez may be vile, and he may spout lies and untruths, but he is only in a position of influence because WE allow it. To debate over his qualifications and even enter into dialogues solely about him only fans the flames and validates his fanbase. He may not be the "perfect" image of the gay community that some would like to see in public, but he is who he is and he shouldn't be expected to pander to OUR whims. I also find fault with the idea of being led by a "gavior". We should stop waiting for gay Moses and be the changes we wish to see. I think what most people find the most disturbing about Perez is the fact that he's unabashedly effeminate and is currently the standard for how the public sees all gays. Such feelings of shame over Perez show schisms in both ideas of masculinity, and our "community".

  • Name: Lexi
    Date posted: 7/10/2009 4:36:00 PM
    Hometown: San Diego, CA

    Comment:

    I live in San Diego and I was featured on television giving my opinion on opposing Prop8. Truth be told I do not oppose Prop8 and that's how I voted. However for the sake of harmony and not wanting to be ostracized and called a hater I said what everyone wanted me to say. Perez Hilton make it so easy to vote that way. He is a buffoon and a product of the shallow celebrity obsessed world we live in where people like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Jessica Simpson can be given any serious consideration. By the way I am still waiting for that A-list perfomer, star athlete of the moment or a sitting governor or senator to come out and make me rethink my position. In other words someone whose fifteen minutes of fame is not slowly eroding. And someone who has the intellect to articulate intelligently and coherently. One has to wonder is this man really gay or is he an actor employed by the far right to cause such distraction.

  • Name: r patin
    Date posted: 7/10/2009 4:31:00 PM
    Hometown: lafayette, la

    Comment:

    from a gay who didn't come out until age 50 i offer this. if what we want is equaility and acceptance and assimilation into the mainstream it will never be truly accomplished by craming our life style down peoples throats, no pun intended. people like hilton only serve to push our causes three steps backward in the eyes Americans.

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