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Life on the G-List: Gym Actor Hours

David Moretti explains the pursuit of getting ripped for film, and doing it with the company of other actors while people with real jobs work.


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Episode Four: Gym Actor Hours

If having a ripped body is next to godliness in Los Angeles, then the gym is our house of worship. Nowhere else on earth is the pursuit of physical fitness, or at least the act of appearing to partake in it, so enshrined. For some gymgoers, working out is their daily therapy. For others, the gym is a place to cruise. For the rest, it’s a place to cruise for a therapist. And I suppose for a select few, it’s a place to get in shape.

It’s no secret that in acting the superficial is often regarded with more reverence than talent. The profession, especially for its younger “employees,” is essentially like a big high school gym class, but the prettiest kids are picked first and the runts of the litter indefinitely ride the bench. In the case of Los Angeles, riding the bench means working the counter at Cheesecake Factory, occasionally booking roles with inane lines on shows no one watches in between shifts. These roles are characterless vessels that serve only to move the lead actor from point A to point B — sometimes literally — like playing the getaway driver in anything featuring Steven Seagal on USA or the abused housewife’s EMT when 911 arrives on the scene after her husband beats her in, well, almost any Lifetime movie. And this is the fate of the lucky ones, who actually get to call in sick to their waiting-tables job that day to go to the set. My goal is to shoot a little bit higher.

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Reader Comments
  • Name: paul
    Date posted: 12/23/2011 8:27:57 PM
    Hometown: los angeles

    Comment:

    This guy is a known narcissist and difficult to work with. He is completely full of himself and he can't act his way out of a paper bag.

  • Name: T Patrick
    Date posted: 3/10/2010 5:17:54 PM
    Hometown: Philadelphia

    Comment:

    So glad to hear an actor admit they get hired for their looks more than talent. Although David is both - so is his buddy Brian - Hollywood has ALWAYS been a town where the pretty get rewarded and the homely - well work at other jobs. At least David knows where he stands and why!

  • Name: Sam Rodriguez
    Date posted: 3/6/2010 7:39:06 PM
    Hometown: Los Angeles, CA

    Comment:

    It's a column for the lifestyles section aka fluff/filler what were you expecting hard hitting investigative journalism? Geeze-ez it's suppose to be telling a slightly, admittedly a weak story, but a story nonetheless. Has all society lost their common sense?

  • Name: Ben
    Date posted: 3/6/2010 5:48:00 PM
    Hometown: NYC

    Comment:

    Yawn....Is this seriously the best you can come up with to write about and post in the Advocate online? Who cares...and most of that article is just common sense...duh! Geez..................NEXT?

  • Name: Mark
    Date posted: 3/6/2010 2:09:41 PM
    Hometown: Wappingers Falls

    Comment:

    This is obvious and nothing new (except for leaving out the use of steriods). I'd like to hear about behind the scenes and on set activity on "The Lair."



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