Ronaldo Confused With “The Situation”

Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo came up empty at the World Cup and
headed to New York City, where a restaurant patron mistook him for “The Situation” from Jersey
Shore earlier this week. Was it the hair or the abs?

According to the New York Post’s Page Six, Ronaldo appeared at hot spot Kenmare and, “As he walked into the dining room Wednesday, decked in a snug black shirt and pale slacks, one diner exclaimed, ‘Oh, my God, it's The Situation!’ — referring to Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, the beefy reality star known for his toned midsection and aggressive pursuit of women.”

When not being mistaken for reality TV stars, Ronaldo is a new dad. Reports say his son was born in June while his father played in the world’s biggest sporting tournament in South Africa. The Real Madrid forward and captain of the Portuguese national team has refused to identify the child’s mother, although some say she is an American surrogate.