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7. THEATER: The Santaland Diaries
Sure, it’s not quite Thanksgiving, but it’s never too early to have some great laughs with David Sedaris’s contemporary Christmas classic about the trials and occasional joys of working as a Macy’s elf, adapted for the stage by Joe Mantello. Paolo Andino acts out the tale of flirtatious elves, drunken Santas, and truly horrid parents and children in the Blank Theatre’s production at the Stella Adler Theatre in Los Angeles, opening tonight and continuing through December 16.