Hot Sheet: Girls Will Be Shameless

9. DVD: Dance Moms, Season 2: Volume 1 and 2
The show you love to hate is on DVD just in time for the new season. Watch last season’s mama drama (exactly how many times can Kelly break down and storm out during practice?), marvel at the fascinating and compelling megalomaniac that is dance teacher Abby Lee Miller, and witness more name-calling, backstabbing, and chair-throwing than ever before. Even better: This season had its own lesbian dance mom, Kaya (who went by the nickname Black Patsy for some reason), whose appearance (and her brilliant turn in the reunion episodes) underscored not just lesbophobia but the vast class and race differences between her and the (generally) affluent regular cast of moms.