Star Zach Braff Is Mostly Straight 

Zach Braff is gay-adjacent, he says, but not really gay. This announcement comes after hackers posted a long and rather romantic faux coming-out statement on the Scrubs star’s old website. According to TMZ, the source for all things fake and homo, a phony statement appeared early Wednesday morning on Braff’s site, which read, “I have been hiding a secret inside me for too long. The human mind can only bare so much before it explodes in emotions, and well ... it is time to let the world know. I am excited and proud to announce that I am an open member of the homosexual community.”

But Braff’s rep tells TMZ, “He was hacked ... that site has been down since 2006.”

Braff later posted on his Facebook page that the site was hacked and he’s not really gay. “I’m still straight and in love with my girlfriend,” he wrote. “But not too straight; I still love musicals, brunch and Doogie Howser.”