Gaysayer: Best Tweet Ever
December 10 2011 1:00 PM ET
Number 6:
Almost crashed my car while aggressively trying to thumbs-up Wham's "Last Christmas" on Pandora and honestly I'd be fine dying that way.
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) December8, 2011
Number 5:
I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't.
— Cary Lee (@caryme) December3, 2011
Number 4:
I'd be curious to read a porn star's resume and try to pinpoint where things went wrong. Probably the Associate's degree in Psychology.
— Maggie (@maggsd) December6, 2011
Number: 3:
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer and your pets even closer and your doll collection closest of all.
— Samuel Moen (@samuelmoen) December7, 2011
Number 2:
Madonna's performing at the Super Bowl, which means I have to learn what football is. Thanks, traitor.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December5, 2011
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