Best Tweet Ever — Or, at Least, This Week
December 16 2011 5:00 PM ET
Number 6:
Just downloaded the new sequel to Angry Birds. It's called Angry Dykes and it involves rebuilding all those destroyed pig houses.
— Adam Lehman (@AtomLehman) December 12, 2011
Number 5:
This year my secretary's Christmasbonus will be me eating a banana and making intense eye contact with him.
— Ezra Pounding (@SomeSadThings) December 15, 2011
Number 4:
I need a boob job. Something clerical.
— Claudia Cogan (@blaudiablogan) December 12, 2011
Number 3:
Maybe I'm straight and just haven't met a guy who's good with a strapon.
— alison egert (@alisonisfunny) December 11, 2011
Number 2:
I cannot decide which is a more relevant issue to the gay community: vampirism or bullying.
— Guy Branum (@guybranum) December 13, 2011
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