Best (Holiday) Tweet Ever
December 23 2011 5:00 AM ET
Number 6:
I feel like the Miracle on 34th Street proves if you're a bum with Alzheimer's in NYC with a Santa suit you can fucking do anything.
— Peter Depp (@peterdepp) December 22, 2011
Number 5:
It never feels like Christmas until I see two white people fighting over the last loaf of gluten-free ginger cookies at Trader Joe's.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) December 21, 2011
Number 4:
Out of all of Santa's reindeer, the one that sounds most like a street name for crystal meth is all of them.
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 21, 2011
Number 3:
Nothing says "I don't know anything about your life anymore" like sending a family member a Hickory Farms Gift Basket for Christmas.
— Scott Luhrs (@luhrsman) December 21, 2011
Number 2:
Make sure your bathroom is comfortable, you never know how long you and your fake diarrhea might have to live in there. #Christmas
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) December 23, 2011
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