Best Tweet Ever: Joan Rivers on Beauty Pageants
BY Jami Smith
January 13 2012 8:35 PM ET
If reincarnation is really a fucking thing I'm going to have to insist that I come back as a gay couple's dog.
— Steven (@farleftcoast) January 7, 2012
I just looked at my privates with a hand mirror. This explains all the negative comment cards.— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) January 8, 2012
I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes.— Artie Johann (@DearAnyone) January 13, 2012
My cat went missing, so I put up posters of myself that says..."If you're reading this, you better get your ass back home right now!"— sameblacklist (@sameblacklist) January 12, 2012
Whenever I watch porn, I'm like, will they or won't they!!!!!— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 8, 2012
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