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Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians -- and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or please join the more than 4,000 people who follow @gaysayer on Twitter now for daily updates.
A post from your host:
\u201cMom still periodically asks me if being a lesbian means wanting to be a man. Today, I caved and told her to make me a god damned sandwich.\u201d— Jami Smith (@Jami Smith) 1328572499
Number 10:
\u201cAlways being prepared for sex means carrying a condom and a bucket, in case you get nervous and throw up in the middle.\u201d— Louis Peitzman (@Louis Peitzman) 1328776534
Number 9:
Number 8:
\u201cYou say tomato. I say FRIEND!? You say no. I cry in the corner for a while.\u201d— hipstermermaid (@hipstermermaid) 1328757017
Number 7:
\u201cI put on my pants just like you, reluctantly, when the doorbell rings.\u201d— Aparna Nancherla (@Aparna Nancherla) 1328601115
Number 6:
Number 5:
Number 4:
\u201cAs important as it is to fight opponents of marriage equality, we must never forget to pity them, make fun of them, & fart on/near them.\u201d— rob delaney (@rob delaney) 1328646894
Number 3:
\u201cI confess, I've been in a room full of grown men reciting quotes from Mean Girls and thought, "Maybe we shouldn't be allowed to marry."\u201d— Dick Rentals (@Dick Rentals) 1328749075
Number 2:
\u201cMom, leaving a tampon in for 14 hours is the bravest thing I've ever done. So the answer is no, I would not take a bullet for you.\u201d— Mary Charlene (@Mary Charlene) 1328814440
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
\u201cI bet Anne Heche's agent is suggesting "eating pussy just one more time" at this point.\u201d— Shannon (@Shannon) 1328673725
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