Gaysayer's Jaded Hearts Club 

I Regret Saying… 

“My ex says I look happy. Our work here is done.”
— Jami
Smith, @jamismithcomic 

“Sure let's live together for a third time!”
— Justin Martindale,
@justmartindale 

“‘I want to give birth to your ass babies.’ I’m not good at
pillow talk. I totally panicked.”
— Brian
Raimondo, @mursebrianrn 

“‘Sure, I can take the whole thing.’ The first 7 inches was
consensual.”
— Darienne
Lake, @dariennelake 

“‘If we leave now, we can totally make it to Pottery Barn to
register for our wedding!!’ on a first date.”
— Zackary Ross,
@zackblows 

“Of course I'll get the tattoo first!"
— Lianna Carrera,
@liannac 

“Why do we need gay marriage when we have ‘Harness Night’ at
The Rawhide?”
— Frank
Liotti, @Frank_Liotti 

“I was a top. It was just a fleeting idea that I really had
no intention of following through on. 
I'm sorry I misled you all.”
— Jessica
Halem, @jessicahalem 

“Jesus! How many years did you breastfeed?”
— Alison
Egert, @alisonisfunny