Gaysayer's Jaded Hearts Club 

BY Advocate.com Editors

February 13 2012 6:45 PM ET

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I Regret Saying… 

 

“My ex says I look happy. Our work here is done.”
Jami
Smith, @jamismithcomic
 

 

 

“Sure let's live together for a third time!”
Justin Martindale,
@justmartindale
 

 

 

“‘I want to give birth to your ass babies.’ I’m not good at
pillow talk. I totally panicked.”
Brian
Raimondo, @mursebrianrn
 

 

 

“‘Sure, I can take the whole thing.’ The first 7 inches was
consensual.”
Darienne
Lake, @dariennelake
 

 

 

“‘If we leave now, we can totally make it to Pottery Barn to
register for our wedding!!’ on a first date.”
Zackary Ross,
@zackblows
 

 

 

“Of course I'll get the tattoo first!"
Lianna Carrera,
@liannac
 

 

 

“Why do we need gay marriage when we have ‘Harness Night’ at
The Rawhide?”
Frank
Liotti, @Frank_Liotti
 

 

 

“I was a top. It was just a fleeting idea that I really had
no intention of following through on. 
I'm sorry I misled you all.”
Jessica
Halem, @jessicahalem
 

 

 

“Jesus! How many years did you breastfeed?”
Alison
Egert, @alisonisfunny
 

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