Best Tweet Ever: Mitt Romney Loves the Ladies
Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. Join the more than 5,200 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter for your daily dose of LOLs. (And if you're already following us, it couldn't hurt to tweet a mention to your followers.)And now a post from your host:
I'm gonna eat you out of house and home isn't a great pick up line guys.
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) April 8, 2012
I really celebrate the fact that if i'm ever caught looking at a woman inappropriately, it will be because I'm a lesbian an not a perv.
— Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) April 11, 2012
Thought there was some audio issue with Game of Thrones, but then I realized I was just hearing the sound of my own incessant squealing.
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) April 10, 2012
It’s funny how everyone thinks Paula Abdul is crazy now, but in the 90s when she was attracted to an animated skat cat, no one said a thing.
— Joelle Boucai (@Bitterjojo) April 10, 2012
In Arizona, life now begins when you sign up on OKCupid.
— Annabel Oakes (@annabeloakes) April 11, 2012
You shouldn't ask me to hold your baby. I can't even hold a pen for 10 secs without unknowingly mangling the cap with my teeth...
— TO33IE (@TheTobbie) April 13, 2012
Can we start calling the Kanye and Kim Kardashian couple: the KKK?
— Matt Besser (@MattBesser) April 12, 2012
"I've seen my uncle's penis." - the subtext of every American Apparel advertisement
— Nick Stadler (@NickadooLA) April 10, 2012
It's hard to see how why Mitt Romney isn't connecting with women. He's been wearing momjeans for months.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 11, 2012
HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.
— who cupped my boobs? (@CandyWarhole) November 13, 2011
Romney: "I have nothing but respect for women.I'm good friends with the owners of some."
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) April 12, 2012