Best Tweet Ever: Mitt Romney Loves the Ladies

Number 7:

In Arizona, life now begins when you sign up on OKCupid.

— Annabel Oakes (@annabeloakes) April 11, 2012

Number 6:

You shouldn't ask me to hold your baby. I can't even hold a pen for 10 secs without unknowingly mangling the cap with my teeth...

— TO33IE (@TheTobbie) April 13, 2012

Number 5:

Can we start calling the Kanye and Kim Kardashian couple: the KKK?

— Matt Besser (@MattBesser) April 12, 2012

Number 4:

"I've seen my uncle's penis." - the subtext of every American Apparel advertisement

— Nick Stadler (@NickadooLA) April 10, 2012

Number 3:

It's hard to see how why Mitt Romney isn't connecting with women. He's been wearing momjeans for months.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 11, 2012

Number 2:

HD porn is so clear that you can actually see how disappointed their parents are.

— who cupped my boobs? (@CandyWarhole) November 13, 2011