Best Tweet Ever: Bristol Palin Watches Too Much Television

Number 7:

People joke about Bieber Fever. Don't - Sigourney Weaver Fever killed my father.

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 14, 2012

Number 6:

I wonder how many closeted guys at the office just accidentally came out by yelling, "DONNA SUMMER DIED?!"

— Not a Real Hooker (@WordsOfaHooker) May 17, 2012

Number 5:

I believe that marriage should be between one man and one woman, though I don't remember their names

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 13, 2012

Number 4:

I wish skeptics of Obama's gay cred would consider how much cheekbone he brings to the presidency.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) May 10, 2012

Number 3:

"Don't listen to the presidents daughters" - the daughter of someone who unsuccessfully ran for VP.

— Michael T Kennedy (@MichaelTKennedy) May 10, 2012

Number 2:

Bristol's right you guys! #Glee and #Obama are horrible influences on kids today. Anyways, back to my Teen Mom marathon.

— Justin Martindale (@justmartindale) May 11, 2012