Best Tweet Ever: What You Shouldn’t Use to Stuff Your Pants at Pride

Number 7:

Obama: "I misspoke when I said the private sector was doing fine. What I meant to say was that Mitt Romney is a dick."

— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) June 11, 2012

Number 6:

I can't understand why the Nike store's "vodka drinking couch pants" are labeled "yoga pants".

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) June 11, 2012

Number 5:

I feel like people would take clinical depression more seriously if we started calling it Frown Syndrome.

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 9, 2012

Number 4:

"Why is Pride in June? Because the Bible says Pride always comes before the Fall!" -can't remember the comic but hysterical #happyprideyall

— Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) June 8, 2012

Number 3:

My iphone just auto-corrected "byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" to "don't do that, youre a twenty-eight year old male".

— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) June 11, 2012

Number 2:

You can one-up everyone at a gay pride parade by writing “No H9” on your face.

— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) June 9, 2012