Best Tweet Ever: A New Slogan for Gay Marriage

Number 7:

What do we want?Time Travel!When do we want it?That's irrelevant!

— Craving(@calluptome) May 17, 2012

Number 6:

I feel sorry for the gay couple named Adam & Steve.

— PhilLaysheO (@PhilLaysheO) June 23, 2012

Number 5:

There's one other person in this theater besides me. Thought I would break the ice so I shouted, "LONELINESS, HUH?!" He ignored me.

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) June 23, 2012

Number 4:

Family dinners are a great way for everyone to look at their phones at the same time.

— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) June 19, 2012

Number 3:

If you have trouble remembering every mistake you've ever made, just pour your mom 3 glasses of wine.

— A Guy Named Kelly (@kellysdf) December 24, 2011

Number 2:

Took my sons to see the Chippendales dancers. What the fuck, Disney?

— Jeff Dikembe Mufasa (@jeff_ratfamily) June 18, 2012