Best Tweet Ever: What's Plan B for an Olympic Athlete?

Number 6:

Europe is jamming my gaydar.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) July 6, 2012

Number 5:

♬It's hard out there for a pimp/But like a million times worse for his exploited prostitutes/who are probably like "cry me a river, pimp."♬

— Annabel Oakes (@annabeloakes) July 27, 2012

Number 4:

The best part of the Parade of Nations is Iran, Iraq, and Israel. Way to inflame international tensions, letter 'i'.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) July 28, 2012

Number 3:

Doesn't it break your heart to think of a gay Boy Scouts leader putting up with all that beige?

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) July 18, 2012

Number 2:

I'd watch an Olympic sport where spoiled, bratty kids remained quiet while my mom pointed out all of their physical flaws.

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 28, 2012