Best Tweet Ever! The Donald Gets Trumped By Twitter Comedians

Number 6:

It's not that Mitt Romney keeps changing his stance, it's just that he has a wide stance.

— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) October 25, 2012

Number 5:

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands Latifah tells what country she's the queen of

— Drunk Ass Rick(@Rickonia) October 24, 2012

Number 4:

I will hereby donate $5 million to the charity of @realdonaldtrump's choice if he releases the birds trapped under that nest on his head.

— Adam Sank (@AdamSank) October 24, 2012

Number 3:

100 years ago Trump would've been with a circus as The Man with a Butthole for a Mouth.

— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) October 24, 2012

Number 2:

Go "part of God's plan" yourself.

— L.B. Johnson (@ladybirdj) October 24, 2012