Best Tweet Ever: Breaking Bieber News Has Us Distracted

Number 6:

Porn actors have to wear condoms? Now we'll get to watch porn stars struggle with something besides their life choices.

— mark normand (@marknorm) November 9, 2012

Number 5:

I'm kind of pissed at how adorable One Direction is.Back in MY day?We had Joey Fucking Fatone.

— Gay-at-home Dad™ (@GayAtHomeDad) November 9, 2012

Number 4:

Shock, rage, displaced rage, seething hate, learn nothing: The 5 Stages of FOX Grief.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 9, 2012

Number 3:

My dog is so depressed cuz he has to deal with Obama for 28 more years..

— Teewee (@Wussawilla) November 9, 2012

Number 2:

My great grandfather proudly served in WWI. If we go back any further, things are gonna get awkward and way less proud. #confederacy #shame

— Annabel Oakes (@annabeloakes) November 11, 2012

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

Fox News: Announcement of Bieber-Gomez split specifically timed to distract teenagers from Benghazi #biebergate

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) November 11, 2012