No Sexy Santas, Ever!

We implore you. Think about the children.

BY Christopher Harrity

December 15 2012 9:35 AM ET

We're sure this Santa has better blood pressure readings and cholesterol levels than our traditional ones, and yes, Mrs. Claus is apparently quite fine with this, but what's next? Easter Muscle Bunny?

Tags: Comedy

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