No Sexy Santas, Ever!

We implore you. Think about the children.

BY Christopher Harrity

December 15 2012 9:35 AM ET

Well, this is just silly. Santa's an old man, not a young, handsome fellow. Santa has a beard, not cunning little dimples. Santa wears heavy winter clothing, not tight jeans and tinsel. Santa...oh nevermind.

Tags: Comedy

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