No Sexy Santas, Ever!
BY Christopher Harrity
December 15 2012 10:35 AM ET
Well, this is just silly. Santa's an old man, not a young, handsome fellow. Santa has a beard, not cunning little dimples. Santa wears heavy winter clothing, not tight jeans and tinsel. Santa...oh nevermind.
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