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No Sexy Santas, Ever!

We implore you. Think about the children.

BY Christopher Harrity

December 15 2012 10:35 AM ET

Santa and slightly bespoiled elves at the Beverly Center. Be careful when you sit on his lap. You may come away with some spray tan on you, among other things.

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