Gaysayer's Top Twitter Comedians of 2012

Our "honorable mentions" who round out the top 10 comedians on Gaysayer:
@gaysayer

Papa John's cutting back employee hours to avoid Obamacare, if anyone's hungry for a pizza made by desperate sick people.

— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) November 10, 2012

When Elton John and Madonna fight, it's like homosexuality's parents are getting divorced.

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) August 6, 2012

John Edwards cheated on his dying wife, had a child and liedabout it. Thank God North Carolina has protected marriage from the gays.

— Alec Mapa (@AlecMapa) June 2, 2012

Are you sure Hitler's the worst person ever? Because my friend Becky said she's "officially the worst" after eating three cupcakes.

— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) May 7, 2012

If you don't have anything nice to say, just say "guuuuuuurl" for like 15 seconds and walk away.

— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) August 31, 2012