Blanche Week! Vote For the Best Perez Hilton Joke
BY Jami Smith
June 06 2013 1:06 PM ET
It's our first ever Blanche Week! We asked readers to skewer our favorite LGBT celebrities on Twitter and, so far, Anderson Cooper and Lady Gaga have received quite a ribbing by our witty jokesters. Today's victim is gossip hound, Perez Hilton. Vote for your favorite joke below. Whichever finalist in any of the celebrity blanches gets the most votes will be crowned, "Best Blancher Ever," and we'll make them famous — by changing our Twitter background to their face.
In no particular order, here are the top jokes about Perez Hilton. Vote for your favorite at the bottom of the page! Vote as often as you like; irrational obsessive behavior is encouraged by Gaysayer.
Perez Hilton: testing our dedication to LGBT rights since 2009. #StevieTV— Eric Lingenfelter (@EPLingenfelter) May 29, 2013
If we're indeed calling him a 'celebrity' one could argue the best Perez Hilton joke has already been made. #StevieTV— Eric Hahn (@Hahneric) May 29, 2013
The Westboro Baptist Church has asked Perez Hilton to be spokesperson for their new campaign, "It Gets Worse". #Blanched— frank liotti (@Frank_Liotti) June 4, 2013
Perez Hilton has really revolutionized how we use Microsoft Paint to draw cocaine on people's faces. #Blanched— Zackary Ross (@Zackblows) May 31, 2013
After years of being a "comedy writer," the funniest thing about Perez Hilton is still his face.#StevieTV— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) May 30, 2013