Please, Take the X Out of Xmas
BY Christopher Harrity
December 23 2013 4:30 AM ET
Ellen: Sexy Santa in Blindfolded Musical Santa Chairs!
Dear God, not Ellen? We so love her clean wholesome lifestyle with her roommate Portia. Now this — heterosexual humiliation for daytime ratings.
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