#Throwback Thursday: Is Your Body Bathing Suit Ready?

Remember all those sad promises you made last January? Here are some vintage swimmers to inspire you to one last push. Put down the cronut and take a look.

BY Christopher Harrity

May 29 2014 3:00 AM ET

Before and after shots. Brylcreem adds such lovely highlights to the thighs.

Rudolph Valentino, before the invention of bathing suit liners.

Take your pick. Many selections available for those with belly button modesty issues.

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