#Throwback Thursday: Is Your Body Bathing Suit Ready?

Remember all those sad promises you made last January? Here are some vintage swimmers to inspire you to one last push. Put down the cronut and take a look.

BY Christopher Harrity

May 29 2014 3:00 AM ET

Plaid about the boy.

Caution: White bathing suits can become completely transparent when wet on the beaches of North Africa.

More "pre-liner" bathing suits. In fact, not sure these are even bathing suits. More like tattered bits of stretchy fabric that have lost all sense of support and decency.

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