#Throwback Thursday: Is Your Body Bathing Suit Ready?

Remember all those sad promises you made last January? Here are some vintage swimmers to inspire you to one last push. Put down the cronut and take a look.

BY Christopher Harrity

May 29 2014 3:00 AM ET

Monty Clift in an "up-shorts" shot.

It's a MAN'S BATHING SUIT, damn it. It says so in huge letters.

Cunning '70s suits. But those hip zippers are going to be quite twisty when you need to take a leak.

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