#TBT: He-Man Anxiety and Bodybuilding

There was a lot of sand kicked in a lot of faces in those days. Of course, now we would classify this as bullying.



Wait, what? Oh, sorry, I read that wrong. Damn Tumblr images. Why can't people upload bigger images so I can read them?

Here's the conundrum: Do you want to be as tough as a marine? Or do you want to attract some nice, tough marine with your very high-cut,yellow briefs? 'Cause either way, it's all fine with us.

Boys! Men! Anyone! Help me! I am having uncontrollable hallucinations about severed heads of  female fashion figures hovering over me like harpies.

Tags: Comedy