#TBT: He-Man Anxiety and Bodybuilding
BY Christopher Harrity
August 07 2014 4:00 AM ET
Wait, what? Oh, sorry, I read that wrong. Damn Tumblr images. Why can't people upload bigger images so I can read them?
Here's the conundrum: Do you want to be as tough as a marine? Or do you want to attract some nice, tough marine with your very high-cut,yellow briefs? 'Cause either way, it's all fine with us.
Boys! Men! Anyone! Help me! I am having uncontrollable hallucinations about severed heads of female fashion figures hovering over me like harpies.
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