#TBT: He-Man Anxiety and Bodybuilding
BY Christopher Harrity
August 07 2014 3:00 AM ET
This ad is basically the recipe for every war ever fought. Some of us like skinny guys.
"Come on, pal, give me 10 pleasant minutes a day in your own home." Sorry, pal, the husband is home. I can only travel.
"Oh. Jack, you're wonderful. You are perpetuating the alpha male mythology and subjecting yourself to arrest and then the consequential prison rape you will be vulnerable to after your incarceration for battery. All I can say is — what a MAN!"