The World's Greatest, Gayest Insults

Here's evidence we might just cast shade the most effectively.

BY Christopher Harrity

August 13 2014 7:00 AM ET

Yes, we are stretching the boundaries of this category a bit here. So what? This is really hard. Have you ever done one of these damn things?

"Tell me, is there anything you wish you hadn't eaten?
— Dame Enda to Roseanne

"The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples."
— Valerie Solanos

"Teflon brain (nothing sticks)."
— Lily Tomlin

"If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?"
— Charles Pierce