#TBT: Back to the Gay Future
BY Christopher Harrity
September 04 2014 3:00 AM ET
Giant spiders, Glinda the Good Witch in her nightgown, and me with half my blouse torn apart. Just another night of restless dreams, kids. Means nothing at all.
Zork was certain that the other men were admiring his giant biceps. Little did he know they were in the final planning phase of Zork's eyebrow tweezer intervention.
Folk bears in space. Possibly sans pants.