With membership in the Boy Scouts, an outspoken ally in the NFL, and domestic violence charges filed by an ex-boyfriend of a former NFL player, The Daily Show's Jon Stewart says "it looks like we made it."
Hetero weddings that are too gay get broken up by authorities, at least in the Portlandia universe.
A satirical group calling itself the Chick-fil-A Foundation has for a while now been mocking the notion that being gay is a choice. But it's latest tactic has by far gotten the most attention.
Minnesota Vikings punter and outspoken straight ally Chris Kluwe revealed to Stephen Colbert just how many 'lustful cockmonsters' he's seen roaming the streets since the state voted down a discriminatory marriage amendment last November.
Even in the world of The Simpsons, the fiscal cliff is looking ominous.