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Are you still trying to convince your conservative parents to support gay marriage? One of our favorite tweeters, LOLGOP, might’ve just found its most effective slogan yet. The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. New jokes are posted every day on Twitter. Join the more than 5,700 people who already follow @gaysayer. And now a post from your host: I keep bumping into women at this crowded parade and calling it sex later on the phone with my friends. — Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) June 24, 2012 Number 10: I wonder if Target carries those L-shaped sheets that people on TV have sex under. — Quaking Mirth (@Mirth_Quake) June 19, 2012 Number 9: Before the word "celebutante," I wasted so much time trying to refer to celebrity debutantes. — Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) June 13, 2012 Number 8: Masturbation is a perfectly normal part of human life just not on Channing Tatum's front porch according to my arresting officer — Zackary Ross (@Zackblows) June 20, 2012
Pride month is about celebrating acceptance and tolerance… right after a few more digs about Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney. Then, totally back to acceptance and tolerance. Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. New jokes are posted every day on Twitter. Join the more than 5,600 people who already follow @gaysayer. And now a post from your host: Happy Pride and Prejudice month, gays and dads! — Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) June 11, 2012 Number 10: some dude: "hey, we're wearing the same tshirt from the gap." me: "you shop in the gaylady section, too?" — kristin holloway (@kh2o) June 3, 2012 Number 9: If loving you is a crime then you've probably got the same lawyer as my ex-girlfriend. — Big Gay Ferris Wheel (@SodomyClown) June 9, 2012 Number 8: Never doubt Newt Gingrich's powers of persuasion. He did manage to convince three women to marry him, that we know of. — LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) June 6, 2012
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