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Termites and Ho's
The upside of pestilence? Discovering the new and improved world of Hollywood hustlers.
From The Advocate  February 26, 2008
Termites and Ho's

I recently i had to be temporarily displaced from my home because of a rather unsettling termite invasion. Instead of panicking, which would be my normal course of action, I decided to use this as an opportunity to treat myself to a lavish suite at a very hip and happening Hollywood hotel. I spent a lot of time in the hotel’s vast eucalyptus-scented spa, mostly in the coed hot tub, where I was joined by a handsome young fellow who I had spotted frolicking all over the hotel grounds with an equally handsome yet much older gentleman. The young man and I got to talking, and the conversation quickly grew intimate, as things tend to get when you are sharing water with someone.

He said, “Yes, I'm here with my daddy.” And I said, “How precious! A gay father and son, spending time together! I adore gay families!” And then the young man leaned in closer and said, “No…I am here with my daddy…I'm a male escort.” And I said, “OH! Oh, oh! OK! That’s great!”

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