I try to avoid
being snide or bitchy, but I think that I will be even
more vigilant after reading the article on Lance Bass and
the Viper Pit. For a possible career move, please let
Mr. Bass know that he might consider learning French
(very well) and doing a film project on gay French
crooner Charles Trenet, _le fou chantant_, best known for
the songs "Boum!" "Beyond the Sea," and "I Wish You
Love." I don't know anything about Bass's singing voice, but
the physical resemblance is uncanny.