Andy Cohen vs. Heidi Montag

Bravo honcho Andy Cohen says he'd rather stab his eyes with knives than allow Heidi Montag to join the cast of the network's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, reports People magazine.

"Watch out Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Here comes Heidi," Montag Tweeted on Tuesday. The celebrity, who first garnered attention while appearing on MTV's reality-based series The Hills, also linked to an online report that said she and husband Spencer Pratt were in discussion with Real Housewives producers to possibly join the popular Bravo franchise.

"Professionally, I'm not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here," Cohen said yesterday on his What Happens Live. "That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab ... knives into my own eyes than see her on this network."