I Advocate: A Few of Diane's Favorite Things

 ...Tactical Canned Bacon
My copilot is also from Idaho, and for some reason Idahoans are more prone to think the danger is just around the corner. Whether it’s the zombie apocalypse, environmental devastation, economic collapse, or, um, whatever you’ll find in Revelation, we want to be prepared. So we’re stocking up on the coolest, funniest survival food. My new fave: Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, canned, cooked bacon. It lasts 10 years in the can and one can contains 18 servings. Hello, stocking stuffers for your favorite camper! ($18, ThinkGeek.com)