By Jami Smith
Originally published on Advocate.com December 10 2011 1:00 PM ET
Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. Follow @gaysayer on Twitter now if you want your funny more frequently.
To kick us off, a post from your host:
You'd think this bow tie would let me skip a few periods.
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) December5, 2011
Number 10:
Ijust gave a homeless mana dollar and he said "Thanks Ma'am!"Manners count!
— Alec Mapa (@AlecMapa) December9, 2011
Number 9:
I'm not saying Snooki is a drinker, but rumor has it, the empty bottles of her new perfume can be redeemed for cash.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) December9, 2011
Number 8:
Roleplaying is like improv: when the hot cop tells you he's going to place you under arrest, make sure to respond with, "Yes, and..."
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) December5, 2011
Number 7:
"All the slingle bladeys! All the slingle bladeys!" - Beyonce Bob Thornton
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December2, 2011
Number 6:
Almost crashed my car while aggressively trying to thumbs-up Wham's "Last Christmas" on Pandora and honestly I'd be fine dying that way.
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) December8, 2011
Number 5:
I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't.
— Cary Lee (@caryme) December3, 2011
Number 4:
I'd be curious to read a porn star's resume and try to pinpoint where things went wrong. Probably the Associate's degree in Psychology.
— Maggie (@maggsd) December6, 2011
Number: 3:
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer and your pets even closer and your doll collection closest of all.
— Samuel Moen (@samuelmoen) December7, 2011
Number 2:
Madonna's performing at the Super Bowl, which means I have to learn what football is. Thanks, traitor.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December5, 2011
Number 1:
Waiting for Judi Dench to star in GINGRICH.
— Danforth France (@danforthfrance) December6, 2011
Links:
[1] http://www.advocate.com/
[2] http://www.twitter.com/gaysayer
[3] https://twitter.com/jamismithcomic/status/143561381034201088
[4] https://twitter.com/AlecMapa/status/145182340044435456
[5] https://twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/status/145169981322174464
[6] https://twitter.com/LouisPeitzman/status/143575768218337281
[7] https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/142727322385129472
[8] https://twitter.com/cschleichsrun/status/144855221896613888
[9] https://twitter.com/caryme/status/143069344581169152
[10] https://twitter.com/maggsd/status/143949937829363712
[11] https://twitter.com/samuelmoen/status/144447040846446593
[12] https://twitter.com/louisvirtel/status/143559373355106304
[13] https://twitter.com/danforthfrance/status/143862422824947713