By Jami Smith
Originally published on Advocate.com December 10 2011 12:00 PM ET
Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. Follow @gaysayer on Twitter now if you want your funny more frequently.
To kick us off, a post from your host:
You'd think this bow tie would let me skip a few periods.
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) December5, 2011
Ijust gave a homeless mana dollar and he said "Thanks Ma'am!"Manners count!— Alec Mapa (@AlecMapa) December9, 2011
I'm not saying Snooki is a drinker, but rumor has it, the empty bottles of her new perfume can be redeemed for cash.— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) December9, 2011
Roleplaying is like improv: when the hot cop tells you he's going to place you under arrest, make sure to respond with, "Yes, and..."— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) December5, 2011
"All the slingle bladeys! All the slingle bladeys!" - Beyonce Bob Thornton— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December2, 2011
Almost crashed my car while aggressively trying to thumbs-up Wham's "Last Christmas" on Pandora and honestly I'd be fine dying that way.— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) December8, 2011
I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't.— Cary Lee (@caryme) December3, 2011
I'd be curious to read a porn star's resume and try to pinpoint where things went wrong. Probably the Associate's degree in Psychology.— Maggie (@maggsd) December6, 2011
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer and your pets even closer and your doll collection closest of all.— Samuel Moen (@samuelmoen) December7, 2011
Madonna's performing at the Super Bowl, which means I have to learn what football is. Thanks, traitor.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) December5, 2011
Waiting for Judi Dench to star in GINGRICH.— Danforth France (@danforthfrance) December6, 2011