By Jami Smith
Originally published on Advocate.com January 13 2012 8:35 PM ET
Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets
from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or
just whatever made us laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out
the Comedy section. Or join the more than 3,000 people who follow
@gaysayer on Twitter now for daily updates.
And now a post from your host:
Make a woman laugh and you're halfway there. Pretty sure the other half is bombarding them with text messages and showing up unannounced
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) January 11, 2012
Number 10:
In a world without Twinkies, we'll soon have an entire generation of young gay men who'll have no idea what their nickname means.
— Nick Stadler (@NickadooLA) January 11, 2012
Number 9:
I think Beyonce should name the baby Ivy Blue if it's a girl, and Blue Ivy if it's a trendy restaurant.
— Randy Rainbow (@RandyRainbow) January 8, 2012
Number 8:
You know your friends are alcoholics when you throw a party and ask them to bring mixers and they bring ice.
— Darienne Lake (@dariennelake) January 7, 2012
Number 7:
I would totally watch a show called 'The Real Housekeepers Of Beverly Hills'.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) January 13, 2012
Number 6:
If reincarnation is really a fucking thing I'm going to have to insist that I come back as a gay couple's dog.
— Steven (@farleftcoast) January 7, 2012
Number 5:
I just looked at my privates with a hand mirror. This explains all the negative comment cards.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) January 8, 2012
Number 4:
I like jury duty because it's a fun reminder that one day my life could be in the hands of a guy wearing Velcro shoes.
— Artie Johann (@DearAnyone) January 13, 2012
Number 3:
My cat went missing, so I put up posters of myself that says..."If you're reading this, you better get your ass back home right now!"
— sameblacklist (@sameblacklist) January 12, 2012
Number 2:
Whenever I watch porn, I'm like, will they or won't they!!!!!
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) January 8, 2012
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
In honor of Miss California USA's first two openly lesbian contestants, all beauty pageants will now feature a pantsuit competition.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) January 13, 2012
Links:
[1] http://www.advocate.com/
[2] http://www.twitter.com/gaysayer
[3] https://twitter.com/jamismithcomic/status/157149638019911681
[4] https://twitter.com/NickadooLA/status/157210086836674560
[5] https://twitter.com/RandyRainbow/status/156064940699041793
[6] https://twitter.com/dariennelake/status/155788878505193474
[7] https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5/status/157851628500815872
[8] https://twitter.com/farleftcoast/status/155719304040554496
[9] https://twitter.com/FilthyRichmond/status/155856324784168962
[10] https://twitter.com/DearAnyone/status/157880840423092224
[11] https://twitter.com/sameblacklist/status/157464639662338048
[12] https://twitter.com/meganamram/status/156157175339810816
[13] https://twitter.com/Joan_Rivers/status/157863636474408962