By Jami Smith
Originally published on Advocate.com January 21 2012 2:00 PM ET
Every week, The
Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians —
and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us
laugh. For previous editions of this series, check out the Comedy section. Or
join the more than 3,000 people who follow @gaysayer on Twitter now for
daily updates.
And now a post from your host:
It doesn't mean the same thing when I brag to guys about having a giant vagina.
— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) January 17, 2012
Number 10:
I could tell you the first rule of Spite Club, but I won’t.
— Semi Sweet (@juicymorsel) January 14, 2012
Number 9:
If your name is Meryl Streep, you're not allowed to act surprised when you win.
— Fortune Feimster (@fortunefunny) January 16, 2012
Number 8:
I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy who's in front of a woman and then a couple and another guy. This Sbarro is unusually crowded.
— Samuel Moen (@samuelmoen) December 17, 2011
Number 7:
FUN FACT: I've only ever come OUT of a vagina.
— Sean Brewster (@TheSeanBrewster) January 15, 2012
Number 6:
You know you're a gay man when you go to show me your new puppy on your i-Phone and 45 penis pics pop up.
— Shawn Pelofsky (@shawnpelofsky) January 17, 2012
Number 5:
If you're a friendly stranger who shows me basic human courtesy, I'm going to go ahead and assume you're cruising me.
— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) January 20, 2012
Number 4:
I wish this Morgan Freeman montage had been presented by his Seven co-star, Gwyneth Paltrow's head in a box. #GoldenGlobes
— Louis Peitzman (@LouisPeitzman) January 16, 2012
Number 3:
George Clooney did a funny thing where he had a cane and for a second it was like everything wasn't absolutely perfect with his life.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) January 16, 2012
Number 2:
You can tell which people in your Facebook feed are from high school because their status has the word "blessings" in it.
— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) January 18, 2012
Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:
Now that Paula Deen has revealed she has diabetes, I hope Guy Fieri will feel comfortable to come out as a Nickelback roadie.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 19, 2012
Links:
[1] http://www.advocate.com/
[2] http://www.twitter.com/gaysayer
[3] https://twitter.com/jamismithcomic/status/159152604558012416
[4] https://twitter.com/juicymorsel/status/157991743499943939
[5] https://twitter.com/fortunefunny/status/158754392252747777
[6] https://twitter.com/samuelmoen/status/148118367126028288
[7] https://twitter.com/TheSeanBrewster/status/158379513720487936
[8] https://twitter.com/shawnpelofsky/status/159089297096585216
[9] https://twitter.com/cschleichsrun/status/160453708445003777
[10] https://twitter.com/search/%2523GoldenGlobes
[11] https://twitter.com/LouisPeitzman/status/158745807644921857
[12] https://twitter.com/michaelianblack/status/158733418199388161
[13] https://twitter.com/imchriskelly/status/159740902657622016
[14] https://twitter.com/robdelaney/status/160052991049744384