By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com February 26 2012 4:05 PM ET

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For daily updates, join the more than 4,300 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.And now, a post from your host:

Until sushi learns to grab the back of my head, I'm not eating it.

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) February 16, 2012

Number 10:

I've got "Boring" in tonight's Oscar pool!

— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) February 26, 2012

Number 9:

Is your white iPhone doing enough to tell the world that you're a difficult person?

— Alison Agosti (@AlisonAgosti) February 19, 2012

Number 8:

Still working on a catchphrase . "not in the face!" currently tops the list.

— Alec Mapa (@AlecMapa) February 15, 2012

Number 7:

I wonder if Adele looks up directions on Google Earf.

— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) February 13, 2012

Number 6:

It used to be that people could be painfully boring in private. Facebook changed all that.

— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) February 25, 2012

Number 5:

Support JCPenney's against One Million Moms. To find the location nearest you, just type "the sad mall" into your GPS.

— rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) February 11, 2012

Number 4:

Seeing is believing. Unless, of course, you believe in Me.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 19, 2012

Number 3:

I saw a sign that read, "Romance Toys and Marital Aids."Why can't they just be honest and say, "Things to put in your ass?"

— Nick Stadler (@NickadooLA) February 21, 2012

Number 2:

Just found out I will not be a presenter at next week's Oscars. I did, however, get a callback for the "death reel."

— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) February 20, 2012

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

The only difference between what gay men do in a marriage & what Chris Christie does to a cannoli is consensuality.

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 18, 2012