Best Tweet Ever: Romney Plays Devil, Santorum Plays God 

By Jami Smith

Originally published on March 02 2012 7:25 PM ET

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets
from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or
just whatever made us laugh. For daily updates, join the more than 4,400 people
who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.

And now, a post from your host:


Some people are cat people. Some people are dog people. And some have sex lives.

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) February 29, 2012

Number 10:

How is walking into a uterus small government?

— Michael T Kennedy (@MichaelTKennedy) March 2, 2012

Number 9:

If you say "sure." instead of "sure!", I assume we are in some sort of major fight.

— Sean Brewster (@TheSeanBrewster) February 24, 2012

Number 8:

Don't call it baggage, call it your emotional entourage.

— LBJohnson(@ladybirdj) February 23, 2012

Number 7:

I bet optometrists who have their practices inside Wal-Mart frequently hear the phrase, "I can't see for shit."

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 23, 2012

Number 6:

Just once I’d like someone who says "At your cervix!" to actually mean it.

— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) February 23, 2012

Number 5:

American Idol seems like the longest job interview for Carnival Cruises

— Zackary Ross (@Zackblows) March 2, 2012

Number 4:

"I'm co-facilitating an all female Intergroup Dialogue about race." - This is what lesbian sex sounds like.

— Guy Branum (@guybranum) February 28, 2012

Number 3:

Weird to think we're just fifteen years away from Snooki being a grandmother.

— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) March 2, 2012

Number 2:

Reasonably sure that Mitt Romney is "Rosemary's Adult".

— rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) March 2, 2012

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

Has anyone told Santorum that if he wins in 2012 he will just be "President" not "Earth Jesus"?

— Emily D (@emdorezas) February 29, 2012