Best Tweet Ever: Kirk Cameron’s 15 Minutes Is Up (Again)

By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com March 09 2012 7:20 PM ET

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets
from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or
just whatever made us laugh.

For daily updates, join the more than 4,700 people
who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.And now a post from your host:

You forgot to ask David Faustino and Jaleel White what they think of gay rights. I won't rest until everyone weighs in.

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) March 6, 2012

Number 10:

I would slap you, but I don't want to get slut on my hand.

— David Robert (@DavidRobert) February 29, 2012

Number 9:

The real story of "The Hurt Locker" is actually about my drawer filled with vibrators and discounted chocolates.

— Larisa(@larisasays) March 5, 2012

Number 8:

You have NO idea how hard it is to explain to a cat that you're trying to date again.

— lauren caltagirone (@MrsRupertPupkin) March 9, 2012

Number 7:

"Tomorrow, on Oprah." -Oprah picking out tomorrow's outfit

— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) March 8, 2012

Number 6:

I call it being asked for 4 billion favors a day by a bunch of suck-ups. You call it prayer.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 3, 2012

Number 5:

The couple that spray tans together probably binge drinks together.

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) March 4, 2012

Number 4:

Rush makes me ashamed to be a middleaged white man and Kirk Cameron makes me ashamed to be a failed actor. We don't all think like that NoH8

— Craig Ferguson (@CraigyFerg) March 4, 2012

Number 3:

My defense of civil liberties brings all the boys to the yard

— Ron Paul's Drag Race (@RonPaulDragRace) March 2, 2012

Number 2:

Give a Republican a fish and he'll think he learned how to fish. Teach him to fish and he'll call you socialist.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 6, 2012

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

Kirk Cameron and Santorum need to know I am destroying civilization by being today's carpool dad for 3 kids in my son's class.

— Alec Mapa (@AlecMapa) March 7, 2012