Best Tweet Ever: The Ultimate Easter Scam

By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com April 08 2012 9:15 PM ET

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians — and our favorite gay jokes from straight comedians, or just whatever made us laugh. For daily updates, join the more than 5,100 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.

And now a post from your host:

Just downloaded a period app for my phone so it has a head's up before Ithrow it out of a window.

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) March 23, 2012

Number 10:

NO MEANS NO! - aggressive Spanish teacher

— Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) April 3, 2012

Number 9:

Such a double standard: when a guy sleeps with a bunch of girls, he's a "stud," but when I do, I'm a "lesbian"

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) April 2, 2012

Number 8:

Can't sleep? Count gay sheep. You may not sleep, but It's funny watching them bitch about wearing the same outfit.

— Omar(@23_Lies) April 4, 2012

Number 7:

santa claus, the tooth fairy,the easter bunny; parenthood is aseasonal web of lies.

— Alec Mapa (@AlecMapa) April 8, 2012

Number 6:

Gay couples and Easter have things in common: both sometimes include a hunt for eggs.

— Total Lesbian (@TotalLesbian) April 8, 2012

Number 5:

Judas is the real hero. If not for him this Jesus guy would have never taken off like he did.

— Haleys_Hell (@Haleys_Hell) April 6, 2012

Number 4:

My kids will celebrate the resurrection of Ellen's career. #GayEaster

— Janine Brito (@janinebrito) April 8, 2012

Number 3:

Happy Birthday, Chocolate Jesus!!!!

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 8, 2012

Number 2:

Jesus Loves You! He also loves Justin Bieber and the girl who wrote the Twilight books, so don't act all uppity about it.

— Justin Bernhard(@CancerIsAwesome) September 18, 2011

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

It's a shame a figure as obviously phony as the Easter Bunny keeps people from appreciating the story of God's son who rose from the dead.

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 8, 2012