By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com June 03 2012 10:42 AM ET

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. But we do this every day on Twitter. Join the almost 5,400 people who already follow @gaysayer on Twitter.
 
And now a post from your host:

Sometimes life doesn't hand you lemons. Sometimes you steal them off the bar because you're drunk and you do stupid shit.

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) May 23, 2012

Number 10:

When my great-grandparents sacrificed everything to move to America, do you think they knew how many boys I'd be kissing?

— Chris Schleicher (@cschleichsrun) June 1, 2012

Number 9:

A show about a vampire glee club's exploits in 1960's New York. You're welcome, Hollywood.

— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) May 30, 2012

Number 8:

I would like to see Donald Trump's wives' birth certificates.

— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) June 1, 2012

Number 7:

"You complete me." — Puzzle instructions

— Two Pack (@slcsmasher) May 19, 2012

Number 6:

"Keep your crimp hand strong" ~ 80s Hair Stylists

— Don Nichols (@TheDairylandDon) February 3, 2012

Number 5:

"Always be yourself." - sage advice from the Kristen Stewart School of Acting

— Matt Allard (@lifeserial) May 31, 2012

Number 4:

"99 problems but an itch ain't one" - Vagisil

— Big Gay Ferris Wheel (@SodomyClown) June 1, 2012

Number 3:

"Bitch, I can't read social cues!" - someone with Sassperger's Syndrome

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) May 24, 2012

Number 2:

First X-Men gay wedding, then Green Lantern comes out. What's next, Wonder Woman riding in The Invisible U-Haul?

— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) June 1, 2012

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

I don't care that The Green Lantern is gay, but I think it's ridiculous that he now wants to be called The Juniper Chandelier.

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) June 1, 2012