Best Tweet Ever: What You Shouldn’t Use to Stuff Your Pants at Pride

By Jami Smith

Originally published on Advocate.com June 12 2012 3:09 PM ET

Pride month is about celebrating acceptance and tolerance… right after a few more digs about Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney. Then, totally back to acceptance and tolerance.

Every week, The Advocate's Jami Smith brings you the top 10 tweets from LGBT comedians and their straight allies. New jokes are posted every day on Twitter. Join the more than 5,600 people who already follow @gaysayer.

And now a post from your host:

Happy Pride and Prejudice month, gays and dads!

— Jami Smith (@jamismithcomic) June 11, 2012

Number 10:

some dude: "hey, we're wearing the same tshirt from the gap." me: "you shop in the gaylady section, too?"

— kristin holloway (@kh2o) June 3, 2012

 

Number 9:

If loving you is a crime then you've probably got the same lawyer as my ex-girlfriend.

— Big Gay Ferris Wheel (@SodomyClown) June 9, 2012

 

Number 8:

Never doubt Newt Gingrich's powers of persuasion. He did manage to convince three women to marry him, that we know of.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) June 6, 2012

Number 7:

Obama: "I misspoke when I said the private sector was doing fine. What I meant to say was that Mitt Romney is a dick."

— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) June 11, 2012

 

Number 6:

I can't understand why the Nike store's "vodka drinking couch pants" are labeled "yoga pants".

— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) June 11, 2012

 

Number 5:

I feel like people would take clinical depression more seriously if we started calling it Frown Syndrome.

— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 9, 2012

 

Number 4:

"Why is Pride in June? Because the Bible says Pride always comes before the Fall!" -can't remember the comic but hysterical #happyprideyall

— Lianna Carrera (@LiannaC) June 8, 2012

 

Number 3:

My iphone just auto-corrected "byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" to "don't do that, youre a twenty-eight year old male".

— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) June 11, 2012

 

Number 2:

You can one-up everyone at a gay pride parade by writing “No H9” on your face.

— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) June 9, 2012

Number 1, Best Tweet Ever:

I would like to apologize to everyone who was affected by my gay pride yesterday. Also, a highlighter broke in my shorts.

— Guy Branum (@guybranum) June 11, 2012